ROL Bus: Back to full strength

Took some time, but I'm back in a blogging mood, and in time for Rock of Love. Oh, the miracles of life.

Anyway, this is the week of the yearly extravaganza that is Mud Bowl. Basically, all the girls wear skimpy attire while playing football on a wet, muddy field. Sophisticated, no? The team who wins gets a group date, and the MVP gets an overnight date. To nobody's shock, it degenerates into a full-on catfight, and we find out Bret doesn't have much of an arm, as he quarterbacks for both teams. Regardless, the team consisting of non-blondes wins, and the MVP award goes to a southern brunette. She goes to the show, and everyone else sort of sits around and mopes. Meanwhile, the southern belle and our perpetually-single protagonist have plenty of alone time.

Bret gets hit by a bus when a friend of his is killed in Iraq. Naturally, this dampens the mood of the group date. Last week, the tattooed brunette froze when confronted by Bret, and she does the same thing again but saves herself with the one thing all rock stars understand: A deep tongue-kiss. Smooth.

Eliminations come up, and we come down to tattooed brunette, blonde from Utah, and blonde introduced last week. Blonde introduced last week leaves tearfully, and I can't say I'll miss her too much. Next week: Blontourage members get called out for lesbian acts. Yep, this is must-see TV, folks.